A Diet of 30+ Doggo Funnies to Nourish Your Inner Good Boy

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Oct 8, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

It's hard to stay fit when you have three doggo kids at home to take care of (don't even get us started on the hooman ones). Between all the walks, vet appointments, baths, playtime, and snuggles, how are we ever supposed to make it to the gym? Sure, we get some exercise when we walk the dogs and pick them up because they're scared of ants, but that's not the same as a proper workout. So, how do we stay so pawsitively in shape, you ask? Well, the answer is simple: we have a very strict diet of purely dog memes.

We have the occasional hamburger, but we get most of the nutrients and pawsitivity we need from the doggos of the internet. It's like photosynthesis, but with giggle-worthy golden retrievers and goofy german shepherds instead of sunlight. Is it sustainable? No. But is it pawfectly silly? Absolutely. We can't say that it has the best results, but it does make us happier, and that has to count for something. 

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    The vet: cut her food down slowly... she won't notice the difference Lainey:
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    Me: What are you eating?! Let me see! My dog:
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  • Our dog never runs away from us. Ever. Except, when she has something in her mouth that she's not supposed to have. She is a bread thief. She will always find a stray piece of bread on the walk. Once, she found a whole, uncut loaf of bread. Who throws a whole loaf of bread on the street??

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    Me:*feeds dog* *Five minutes later* I've never eaten in my life.
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    Drop it OR draw 25 UNO
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    Me: *Opens a bag of chips 2 rooms away* My Dog:
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    My dog when it starts shedding My entire house
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  • We brush Raja (our dog) every week. Every Friday we spend a good 20 minutes brushing her and giving her treats. And yet, every week, the floor is covered in her hair. It fills up the vacuum every time. How… how can she have so much hair? Is there no end? Will our house be hairless ever again?

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    When I ask my dog why he's so cute and he doesn't answer me Worst All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    When you rip your bed to pieces and now have to sleep on the floor Why am I like this
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    me with any dog anywhere
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    ME: *Stands up* My dog: You son of a b I'm in.
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    Matt @Mattw4lker Follow My mum done this to my dog so she can't hear the fireworks hahahahaha 33
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    Houston, we have a good boy NASA
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    Captain @Duck Sparrow When I was in Mexico I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle and I knew I had to buy them for this reason
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    NETS When tennis balls are 70% off களி
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    Charlie felt the baby move
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    i just think its funny when dog's eyes just go like
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    "Well if you ask me I think 4 snack breaks a day is a little much.." "NOBODY ASKED U DAVE"
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    He spent a minute whining before I realized the stuff was in the way of his need to cuddle
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    Please don't take panoramatic pictures of your dog
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    We live very close to the pet store and visit regularly. Today when my dog disappeared I knew where to find her. Too bad she can't read. CLOSED xess SABLE BOAR NO SOLICITORS
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    am doge but why am doge? @chaos.reigns
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    Did you intend to leave the TV on what appears to be a livestream of some ducks? Sam is really into it C Lmaooooo!! MMS 1:43 PM
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    so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.. @will_ent
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    When you find something you like so you get it in every color
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    me when I see a group of dogs Don't worry, everyone gets a turn. Hi buddy
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    Using the drake format Using this dog format because he is a good boy
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    DEPRENSION: You can't defeat me. ME: I know, but he can. MY DOG WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME
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    Me: *throws ball for the 100th time* My dog: do it again
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    My dog when go out of the house My dog when I come back
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